Thursday, June 01, 2006

It's a Pollywog World

There may be computers in 3rd world countries but there's no wifi so it's been hard for me to get to a computer for what seems like years. It's actually been only months. Nine Months. Nine months is how much time it takes for a pollywog to become a little sister. Another little sister because now I have two. A black one and a white one which reminds me of a joke. What's black and white and red all over? I actually don't know because I never got the joke and neither did Zippy. Anyway there is big news a foot. Big news a foot in deed. I am a brother AGAIN and that's no lie. Her name is Shiloh Something Jolie-Pitt. I always forget her other name because it's not in my language that I speak fluently. The papa rats are everywhere and the authorities confiscate everyone's camera but they forgot to take my fisher-price handy-cam and so I took a few photos of Shiloh Something with my own two hands (and camera) Here are some of my favorite pictures of her without further ado:

It's not a professional camera or anything like that but it works alright and it gets the job done. So there, now you can please pay me a million-trillion-infinity dollars for these exclusive photos. Oh yeah and Zippy says hi.

Bye and thank you for waiting for me to get wifi so I can blog about my life as Mad.