True Religion

I designed my first pair of jeans for my Mommy. She told me I was the smartest little boy ever. I told her I wanted a daddy. Mommy started laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing. She picked me up and looked in my eyes and said "mommies don't need daddies. All mommies need is their babies to love them." I said "Can I have a helicopter?" And then she said "no." I like Brad. Maybe if he was my daddy he would get me a helicopter. But sometimes she tells me that my only daddy is mommy, too! My mommy is my mommy and my daddy. That makes me laugh! I'm going to play now.

I Love My Mommy!

Hi! I'm three and five sixths years old. I will be four soon. I hope my mommy buys me a helicopter or tickets to see Franz Ferdinand. I love my mommy. We were at a hotel a couple of days ago and it was fun. This lady took pictures of my mommy and me. My mommy is very pretty and the lady kept saying so. "Isn't your mommy beautiful?" she kept saying to me. I like sugar because it tastes yummy. Right now, I'm getting ready to go to school tomorrow. My mommy is in Pakistan. I'm going now. Bye!